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Joke of the Day
"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."
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"It is better to have loved and lost than have your face ripped off by a chimpanzee"
"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."
"Nothing says ""I hope your birthday sucks as much as you do"" like an Applebees' gift card."
"I called the suffocation hotline yesterday... I was instructed to hold."
"An epic story of love Man riding bicycle with gf Man gives gf helmet Man says I love you Man does 720 inverted wheelie Man dies Man in news Woman cries"
"T NOW! what do we want? MORE TIME TRAVEL JOKES!! when do we want them? RIGH"
"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."
"A man comes home from work on his birthday. He's greeted by his crying wife: ""I made you a cake, but the dog ate it :-("" ""Don't worry, I'll buy you a new dog."""
"Hey Babe Hey babe. Are you a piece of art? Because I'd love to nail you against a wall."