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Joke of the Day
"Why did that animal's wife get a divorce? Because he was a cheetah."
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"Why is this joke bad for the environment? Because it wasn't recycled."
"What is E.T short for? Because he has little legs."
"Cannibal kid... ...is walking home, chanting: ""I'm hungry, hungry, hungry!"" Half an hour later, he leaves the house, chanting: ""I'm an orphan, an orphan, an orphan!"""
"Beer foam is the opposite of memory foam."
"I love Instagram's new direct messaging feature because I've always thought, ""If only this picture of someone's dinner was just for me."""
"*conducting job interview* And what would you say your biggest weakness is? Other than that haircut."
"Nobody who does marijuana says they ""do marijuana."""
"If you throw a stick of butter out the window what would you call it? A Butterfly!"
"What did the gay frog say to his bf? Rimit rimit.."