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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."
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"Apparently, I just ate 39 servings of Tic - Tacs."
"What's the best kind of cream... ...to get rid of spots and bug bites? Creamation."
"What does a donkey say? It says ""Hey Shrek, whats up?"" (I was 9 when i made this okay)"
"You know what the first sign of AIDS is, right? A severe pounding in the ass..."
"Why did Anne Sullivan decide on ""water ""for Helen Keller's first word? It was a test she could pass."
"As President Roosevelt said: ""We have nothing to fear but fear itself. And Chuck Norris."""
"once tom cruise and will smith bumped into each other.. and this is how online scams get your attention"
"When pigs have a party who jumps out of the cake? Nobody. The pigs all jump in."
"Why are women such bad drivers? Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom."