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Joke of the Day
"What did Hitler give to his daughter on her birthday An easy bake oven."
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"I like to move it move it You like to move it it"
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"Bacon and eggs walk into a bar The bartender says ""get out, we don't serve breakfast here"""
"I overheard a midget complaining to a police officer that his pocket had been picked. The officer said 'I can't believe anyone would stoop that low'"
"I have just been kidnapped by a fat dude in a red suit, shoved in a bag and taken to the north pole and wrapped up. Who put me on their Christmas list?"
"A sadist walks up to a masochist... The masochist says ""hurt me"". The sadist says ""no""."
"Confusius says Whaaat?!"