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Joke of the Day
"Where do muslims go when they die? To the ethereal startrek convention."
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"Life is like poker. I try to get 21 but always hit on 14."
"How do you tell if you have a high sperm count. She chews before she swallows."
"A movie ticket for a baby should cost at least $50."
"I am getting around to writing my essay on herbs for my botany class... It's about thyme"
"What did Batman say to The Joker ? I like to Fuck Pigs !! Lol !!"
"How do memes go to the proms? In a lmaosine"
"My boss My boss hates when I shorten his name to Dick. Especially since his name is Stephen."
"May: What position does your brother play in the school football team ? Jay: I think he's one of the drawbacks !"
"Remember when you used to blow bubbles as a kid? Well, he gets out of jail next month."