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Joke of the Day
"How much do deer nuts cost? Under a buck"
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"A black person is walking down the street carrying a 4K TV I thought, 'that looks like mine!'. But then I remembered, my black person is at home doing laundry"
"Police officer: Have you had anything to drink? Me:No PO:Ok, blow into here Me:But there are no candles PO:Ma'am please get out of the car"
"Whats black and thin and all over my private parts? Dead African Children"
"a romantic scene where we're running toward each other but then i run past you and pick up your dog"
"What does its job only after its been fired? A bullet."
"Mein kampf es su kampf"
"Donald trump, Hillary and Black hole, what do they all have in common? They all Suck"
"What's Gordon Ramsay's least favourite movie? ITS FUCKING FROZEN!"
"I bought a second hand deck of cards from a casino in Las Vegas, but after 4 weeks they hadn't arrived. When I asked for an update, they said they were still dealing with my order"