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Joke of the Day

"I love donuts so much I want to marry them. But then I'm afraid I would eat all our donut hole children."

"The mall Im a New Yorker, and I hate malls. I like to compare them to hell. The average mall has seven levels, the people their want you to go to the mall, and everyone there is republican"

"My wife claims watching me do karate ""isn't foreplay."" Why am I even alive."

"Dont be a racist, be like Mario... he is an Italian plumber created by Japanese people, who speaks English, looks like a Mexican that jumps like a black man and grabs coins like a Jew."

"Last night I wrote myself a letter. But I forgot to sign it and now I don't know who it's from."

"Before Instagram people had to display their photos in fish tanks full of piss."

"My grandmother always wanted to be in a gated community So that's why I chose to have her buried at the cemetery when she died."

"What does a perverted frog say? Rubbit"

"My one weakness? Probably my unshakable belief that, despite a total lack of training, I'll be able to do karate if I'm ever in a fight."

"A knock-knock joke for identical twins Knock Knock Who's there? Who's. Who's who? I'm Andrew and that's Anthony."