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Joke of the Day
"Just got a cat with a limp Called it Oedipus the needipus."
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"Why do Scarecrows Make Great Rocket Scientists? ...because they're out-standing in their field!"
"HOW MANY BABIES DOES IT TAKE TO PAINT A WALL? Well, since 1 baby could paint 0 walls, it would take infinite babies to paint a wall."
"I don't know why people dislike roman Numerals. I, for one, like them."
"Where do tech guys with diarrhea go to work? IBM"
"I get myself into less trouble when I've got a character limit."
"""Beat me."" said the masochist. ""No."" said the sadist."
"Why is the number '9' like a peacock? It's nothing without its tail."
"You know what really grinds my gears? Oxidation"
"Megan, but with an H? Whatever you say, girls named Hmegan."