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Joke of the Day
"Why did the Mexican take Xanax? To control Hispanic attacks"
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"Self Respect is... Washing your hands before you take a piss. ...or rather, leave one."
"I'm dressing for the weather I desperately want, not the weather I currently have."
"In Soviet Russia, no one make comments on r/jokes Because in Soviet Russia, real comment is always in joke"
"A dyslexic person walks into a bra."
"A man walks into a psychiatrist's office... ... Wearing nothing but cellophane pants. The doc says, ""Well, I can clearly see your nuts."""
"I walked out of a club with a girl last night. She slipped her hand inside my jeans, squeezed my c*ck and said, ""Yours or mine?"" I said, ""That's mine."""
"What did the Chinese fisherman say to his at-risk son? Stay on the junk, and you'll go far."
"If God doesn't want us to masturbate... then why does he always make one sock disappear in the dryer?"
"I like my women how I like my wine 12 years old and locked in my cellar"