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Joke of the Day
"I'm cursed to end every statement I make with Bruno Mars lyrics Don't believe me? Just watch."
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"Confucius say: Woman who keep husband in doghouse soon find him in cathouse."
"Whats the difference between a chickpea and a garbanzo bean? ...I don't pay 100$ to have a garbanzo bean on my face."
"wife: you're listening to too much theatrical heavy metal Me: behold! The weaver of lies! A dark seamstress of shadows lurks amongst us"
"School is like a boner It's long and hard, unless you're Asian."
"Someone complimented me on my driving today They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice."
"Anybody Home? Yes, I am alone come in (house wife) Husband: WTF! (who came early from the office)"
"Gay men aren't fags. Guys who do 70mph, on a suburban side street, in their second-rate sports cars are fags."
"Couldn't stop farting...so i went to the Doctors I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'Have you got anything for wind?' So he gave me a kite"
"I had a crazy dream that I weighed absolutely nothing... ...I was like, 0mg!"