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Joke of the Day

"Every time I see my grandad he tells me the same joke. Grandad - How's Harry? Me - Harry Who? Grandad - I'm fine thanks, how are you?"

"If your name is Paul... (If you beat somebody in any way). Are you a flower? CAUSE YOU JUST GOT PAULINATED!"

"A Higgs Boson walks into a church and the priest shouts ""Hey we dont allow Higgs Bosons here!"" Higgs Boson replied ""But without me how can you have mass?"""

"This morning I had a 10 o'clock meeting and got there at 9:11. Too soon."

"I recently decided to sell my vacuum cleaner All it was doing was gathering dust."

"Knock Knock Who's there ! Anna ! Anna who ? Annather brick in the wall !"

"Ben and Kyle are talking. Kyle says to Ben I had a one night stand. To which Ben replied what do you have now?"

"I opened a company selling land mines that look like prayer mats Prophets are through the roof"

"want to hear a honest joke? barack obama"

"Planning on starting a restaurant called 'Cobalt 60'. Food will obviously be something to die for."