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Joke of the Day
"Hello, Doctor. I have a problem - people ignore me... - Next."
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"What do you call an old snowman? Water."
"""You always overreact and make things dramatic. It's really annoying."" *raises megaphone to lips* How so?"
"What do you call a Mexican boxing match? Juan v Juan"
"A horse walks into a bar and says, ""On a right-angled triangle with sides X, Y and Z, if X and Z are perpendicular, which side is opposite the right angle?"" The bartender says, ""Y, the long face."""
"Never hire a guy with big muscles They move things around all day to look good, but don't actually do anything"
"Rape jokes aren't funny. Ask a rape victim if they think rape jokes are funny. They'll say no. Not like that ever did them any good though."
"What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs? Adele"
"What type of Bee gives Milk? A BooBee!"
"I can't wait for Alien vs. Predator vs. Liam Neeson."