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Joke of the Day
"Hello, Doctor. I have a problem - people ignore me... - Next."
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"Sorry I'm late... I was at the hospital *cough* my boyfriend has tuberculosis."
"What do you call a fake spaghetti? An impasta"
"Sex while camping... Is fucking in tents."
"What do black people and dividing by zero have in common? They don't work."
"you think YOU'RE tired. I'm even MORE tired for the reasons I'm about to list. This is a competition for some reason."
"Me: ""Your mum sucks."" GF: ""That's not very nice."" Me: ""No, it's wonderful."""
"Mumbling along to a song you don't really know...but that 15 second part you do know is coming up and you're gonna own that shit."
"My diet always starts on a Monday morning and ends at the donuts somebody brings into the office later that morning."
"A redditer clicks on a link.. realizes they are the joke."