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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs? Adele"
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"Apparently a good way to get asked to leave the gym is to move a treadmill behind a guy on a stationary bike and pretend you're angrily chasing him."
"Sorry I just saw your text from last night, are you guys still at the restaurant"
"Q: Did you know they are taking out all the K-Marts in Afghanistan? A: They are putting in TARGETS!!!"
"Santa has elves. America has China."
"What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ? A jet propelled elephant !"
"Why was Biggie hungry at school? He forgot Tupac his lunch! *knee slap*"
"Your mum should get tested for HIV It will be the only positive thing in her life"
"Did you hear about the kid who was outstanding at school? He came in when it started to rain."
"What's the difference between a cat and a comma? One has claws at the end of its paws and one is a pause at the end of a clause."