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Joke of the Day
"Why does Donald Trump take xanax? For hispanic attacks"
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"My car dealer will subtract the number of upvotes from my purchase price. When I spend more than $100 000"
"How many guys in the Friendzone does it take to screw in a lightbulb? None. They just stand around complimenting it, and then get pissed when another guy screws it."
"The longest 10 seconds of my day is when I have to hold down the button on an electronic thing to turn it off"
"""Why don't you just tell her how you feel?"" ""Well, alright."" ""Girl, I feel with my nerves."""
"What do you call a paraplegic archer? Legolas."
"Did you hear about those two gay cannibals? I hear they're having a ball."
"This hating of people who breast feed in public places has to stop! I'll raise my dog however I like."
"*reads a note sombody put on my desk* [i heard u caught a cold! i hope it FLU away!] *drops note* what.. WAT IS THIS SOME SORT OF SICK JOKE"
"My dad died of the big C... He drowned."