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Joke of the Day

"Hmmm,,,, Tell me more about this ""victim"" role you play due to the circumstances that you've created for yourself."

"Why do woman vacuum? So they can practice there sucking."

"Salt movie review Gave me hypertension, 16/10."

"Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread. (my wife tells this joke to everyone and no one but me has ever laughed)"

"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"

"From my 4 year old: What do you call a penguin that can't win? A peng-lose!"

"What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead."

"Wait. If Toyotas can't stop accelerating, can't they theoretically be used for space travel?"

"What did the hurricane say to the coconut palm tree? Hold onto your nuts, this is no *ordinary* blow job!"

"*takes a hit off the joint *slowly exhales Ahhhhhh This is the best baked sale ever ""It's a BAKE sale"" *exhales again Tell me about it"