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Joke of the Day

"I've made a list of seven notes on how to get to the front page If you follow the first 6 it will get you a few hundred upvotes but with Note 7 it will blow up"

"Why do skeletons not go to the disco? Because they got no body to dance with!"

"What, like you never stole 2000 loaves of bread on a dare? Shit happens. Look, Grandma, can you bail me out or not?"

"I'd like to say ""Fuck this weather"" But I'm pretty sure it's under 18"

"Donald Trump, Vladimir Putin and Boris Johnson walk into a room...Oh God. This isn't even a joke anymore. Help"

"On your way to hell, there will be a 6-year-old pushing a shopping cart one foot behind you."

"The richest black man in NYC has got to be Duane Reade."

"Some days when I think back on music from the late 90's I often get a little blue da ba dee da ba die.."

"My dad asked me if I wanted to join an acapella group in college I told him I was straight."

"The other day, an ex girlfriend of mine was hit by a bus near my house And I thought to myself ""that could've been me"" Then I remembered - I can't drive a bus"