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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a turtle without its shell? Dead."
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"MICKEY & DONALD IN A FOXHOLE Q: Why did Mickey Mouse get shot? A: Because Donald ducked."
"Have you heard of the italian chef that died? He pasta away!"
"Why can't an eel and an eagle team up? Because it would be eel-eagle!"
"My girlfriend said she wanted to experiment a bit in the bedroom we synthesised a new protein chain"
"Why did the bank robber take a bath? So he could make a clean getaway."
"A priest checks into a hotel and asks the girl on reception ""I hope porn channel is disabled"".... The girl replies with ""No. It's just the normal stuff you sick fuck""."
"I love playing ""Army men"" with my Girlfriend I just lay on the ground an she blows the hell outta me"
"I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you."
"My heart goes out to all the single thermometers that don't get any help from the therdadeter."