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Joke of the Day
"How did colonel Sanders take over the chicken market? A coup."
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"Too many kids crying. I'm never having kids.I'm just gonna adopt an adult who has a job already."
"Old people at weddings poke me and say ""Your next"". So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"""You'll never see him coming!"" - Quote by Stevie Wonder"
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"Hush Puppies I felt like getting some Hush Puppies, but wanted something a bit more intense, so I went to the biker bar and ordered some Shut the Fuck Up Puppies"
"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."
"I'm an anti vaccine activist, and didn't vaccinate my children. They're all dead, but at least they don't have autism!"
"Why does a middle eastern person not give a blowjob to an American? Because he hates Bush. ahahahah Get it George Bush ...... Ill see myself out....."
"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"