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Joke of the Day
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
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"How do you get 300 babies in a bowl? Blender. How do you get them out? Tortilla chips"
"jokes what do you call a bunch of people whove been in horrible accidents in a swimming pool vegatable soup"
"Me: I'm bored Dad: hi bored I'm dad Me: I'm hungry Dad: hi hungry I'm dad Me: I'm here's 20 dollars Dad: hi here's 20 dollars Me: thanks dad"
"What do you call a girl who stands in the middle of a bowling alley? Elaine"
"If you have to do more than 3 takes when taking a picture of yourself, it's not the angle or the lighting. It's you. You're ugly."
"Why are girls so good at punctuation? Because they remember to never skip a period!"
"Many homosexuals went into battle in World War I. Only a few came out"
"They still won't let me on Shark Tank with my feminine hygiene products with Yo Momma jokes printed on 'em. That shit's racist."
"What does a blueberry do at a party? The Anti-oxy-dance"