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Joke of the Day

"prophets this guy is making mines cleverly disguised as prayer mats. he says his prophets are going through the roof!"

"Why is the crow so angry after his stand up comedy gig? The venue paid him in Coffee instead of Caw Fee."

"I bet a lot of people have tried that ""See you next year!"" joke at the end of December but got proven wrong by dying in a DUI."

"If WWII had happened in 2015, and Hitler hadn't killed himself: Interviewer: So, Mr. Hitler, what were your reasons for having killed 12 million people? Hitler: It's just a prank, bro!"

"What did the train on the way to Auschwitz say? JEW JEW! TUGATUGATUGATUGA JEW JEW!"

"""It's not you, it's meat"" - vegan break up"

"Just thought of a nazi knock knock joke (probably said before) Knock knock Whos there? Nazis Nazis who? No wonder we killed millions of you."

"Finally found a way to use egregious in a sentence that has nothing to do with it's meaning"

"No pain no gain but also no pain no pain."

"I have a dream, that one day white socks & black shoes can be together without hatred. And not just because I accidentally wore them today."