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Joke of the Day

"Hush Puppies I felt like getting some Hush Puppies, but wanted something a bit more intense, so I went to the biker bar and ordered some Shut the Fuck Up Puppies"

"What do you call it when a broke person makes a sex tape? A Poorno."

"My wife bought four grapefruit spoons. You know, for all those times in your life when there are four people eating grapefruit at once."

"Most people know why 6 was afraid of 7 (because 7 ate 9)....but why was 5 afraid of 7? Because six, seven ate."

"My girlfriend doesn't believe in abstinence. Thank God."

"Cop; Know why I pulled you over? Me; Because you got beat up in high school Cop;....... Me; Because you got beat up in high school, Sir?"

"Poor superman.he can't go commando without the whole world noticing"

"What do you call a patronising scam artist, walking down stairs? A condescending con descending."

"I bumped in to the back of a car on the way to work A dwarf got out, absolutely fuming and exclaimed 'I'm not happy!' To which I replied, 'Which one are you then?'"

"What do The Pope & a Christmas Tree have in common? The balls are just for decoration."