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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."

"Why do crippled kids get picked on so much? Because they can't stand up for themselves."

"Ever been to a bulimic's birthday party? (fixed) The cake jumps out of the girl."

"Marijuana doesn't kill your brain cells. You're just an idiot."

"Two cows were in a field. One cow says, ""Mooooo."" The other says, ""Jerk. I was going to say that."""

"For Sale: Golden Retriever, Had for 9 months has yet to retrieve any gold. Should just bought metal detector! Unbelievable."

"I went to a massage parlor today... When it was time for the happy ending, I finished in 20 seconds. The massause said I need to come more often."

"I've fallen in love' My husband yelled to me as his arse cheeks splashed against the toilet water."

"why should you never sleep with a female beekeper? she might give you herbees"

"There was a king with three cups. He filled the first cup. He filled the second cup. But he left the third cup empty. What was the kings name? King Philip the Third."