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Joke of the Day

"Why are there no Walmarts in Iraq? Because there's a Target around every corner."

"Her: All the men have jackets on. Why didnt you wear the sports jacket I got you? Me: You bought me a ski jacket Her: Skiing is a sport!"

"Q: Did you hear about the peanut in the hospital? A: He was assaulted."

"Jesus' crucifixion was a success... They totally nailed it!"

"While sitting on the couch my wife said ""I feel like putting on a pair of flip-flops."" Then she changed the channel to the presidential debate."

"Add ""in my pants"" after a song name Shake that laffy taffy in my pants"

"You've gotta hand it to blind hookers."

"Woman: Guys who can't make me orgasm really rub me the wrong way."

"So a giraffe walks into a bar... and says, ""High balls, on me!"""

"How many /r/news mods does it take to screw in a lightbulb? I don't know, but it only takes one to get it [removed]"