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Joke of the Day
"There should be a self-destruct button for when someone catches you taking a picture of yourself."
Next Joke
"I'm on a plane with the dad from Home Alone and it's taking all my strength to not scream ""WE FORGOT KEVIN!"""
"There are no divorce courts at the North Pole, so when Santa and his wife wanted to split up, they got a semicolon. They're great for separating independent Clauses."
"My grandpa told me his secret of how he would pick up Jewish girls in Auschwitz so easily. He used a broom & dustpan."
"Which two musicians are famous for saying, ""What?"" Lil' Jon and Beethoven."
"I'm white, but not ""tell people that life is beautiful"" white."
"My friend says he needs to get hydrated immediately. Well, water you waiting for?!"
"What did Dodi Fayed say to his driver? Want to go out with me and Di tonight?"
"What did the straight edge ghost say to the bartender? No boos for me."
"My single friends are always talking about clubbing and being hit on. Today's social scene sounds so violent."