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Joke of the Day

"Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day; teach a man to fish and you feed him **your fish** for a lifetime."

"When geese fly in a ""V"" formation, do you know why one side is longer than the other? Because there are more birds on that side."

"*stands up and screams* ""PICTURES OR IT DIDN'T HAPPEN!"" *gets thrown out of Easter service during sermon of the resurrection*"

"In my next life, I'd like to come back as someone who has a life."

"Why do Jew like to watch porn in reverse? They like the part where the hooker gives the money back."

"Why is Patrick so dumb? He's living under a rock."

"What's worse than your mother-in-law? My mother-in-law."

"Went to India and let me tell you, never seen so many taxi drivers in my life!They work in restaurants, banks even in hospitals over there."

"Snooki, but without the orange tan and poofy hair. And she's in charge of North Korea."

"Apples New Featured Release The Fappening."