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Joke of the Day

"Apples New Featured Release The Fappening."

"I once had a job circumcising elephants. The pay sucked, but the tips were big!"

"What do you call a group of Spaniards in quicksand? Bean dip"

"I'm not afraid of identity theft. Go ahead and enjoy being broke and having my dad call you a failure."

"What do you call a handjob in chemistry? Strokeiometry"

"My girlfriend says she doesn't trust me. At least that's one thing she has in common with my wife."

"I know a guy who looks at so much porn on his phone- His apps are stuck together."

"What's an Australian's favorite element? Gold"

"What do turtles and pedophiles have in common? They both get there before the hare/hair."

"User interface? I hardly even know her."