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Joke of the Day

"A man asks his blind daughter what her favorite color is... She responds ""My favorite color is orange. It is the new black after at all."""

"A dog limps into a saloon and says ""I'm looking for the man who shot my paw""."

"What did the pirate day on his 80th birthday? Aye Matey!"

" . The joke does not translate."

"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."

"How do you keep an asshole in suspense? I'll tell you later."

"It's very rude to not refer to the manager at Burger King as ""Your Majesty""."

"Why did the geologist's wife leave him? He took her for granite."

"Did you hear about the guy who snorted curry powder? He fell into a korma"

"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."