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Joke of the Day

"I just received an email titled $50 TO SEE JUSTIN BIEBER LIVE I'm really the wrong person to email for these kind of ransoms."

"I know my Valentines day will be full of garbage... ...because I'll get dumped anyway."

"How can you tell when it's time to go to bed at Michael Jacksons house? When the big hand touches the little hand"

"How do you find Will Smith in the snow? Look for fresh Prince"

"My math teacher used to call me average.... It was mean."

"Cow tipping is a myth. Cattle rarely tip even when the service is good."

"Living in Switzerland wouldn't be so bad. The flag is a plus."

"Geophysics Joke That argument is so weak, it can still be measured on the Richter Scale! Randomly popped into my head while watching an earthquake documentary."

"Bathrooms have Changed from being a Singing Studio, to a Photo Studio."

"Did you hear that Elton John is singing at Amy Winehouse's funeral reception? He will be singing ""Candle Under the Spoon""."