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Joke of the Day
"Snakes get a bad wrap I mean all they wanna do is hug you to death."
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"I was in the Olympics ,I was favorite in the Errection event But only made it to the Semi's"
"Why don't they allow computers in prison? Is it because of the escape button? I think it's because of the escape button."
"People tell me my humour is offbeat but they get weirded out if you walk around with a metronome."
"Brown Bell What's brown and sounds like a bell? Duuunnnggg"
"The types of Dolls in a Man's Life There are 3 types of Dolls in a Man's Life: 1 His Daughter , Baby Doll 2 His Girlfriend , Barbie Doll Aaand then His wife, PANA-DOLL"
"Did hipster polar bears like the North Pole... before it was cool?"
"What didn't the Japanese understand nuclear missile technology? It was a little over their heads"
"Worry: a waste of imagination."
"Ken Ham says aliens go to hell because they don't have the Gospel. I disagree. They go to hell because anal probing is an abomination. Vaginal probing is God's way."