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Joke of the Day

" . The joke does not translate."

"divorce Wife to husband: I want a divorce. You always tell me I am fat. Husband: Dont be crazy. What about our child ? Wife: What ? What child ? Husband: So you are not pregnant ??"

"why is rain the best kind of music? because it has amazing drops."

"Paul Walker was a great guy Throwing a barbecue street side for free"

"A pirate walks into a bar The bar tender notices that he has a ships wheel sticking out of the front of his pants, he asks ""doesn't that bother you"". And the pirate says ""arrrr it's drivin me nuts"""

"Me: *braids girl's hair* Girl: *turns around, terrified* Me: The movie was boring me... *leans back in seat* *eats popcorn*"

"Why doesn't the Sun go to college? Because he has a million of degrees."

"For ""fuck sake"" or ""for fuck's sake?"" I need this email to sound professional."

"I was born on 09.11.2001 and I suffer of autism Cause: The stork crashed and I'v hit my head"

"Most people need a reason to drink, I need a reason not to drink."