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Joke of the Day

" . The joke does not translate."

"Why didn't Edward leave Russia? Cause he was snowden."

"What do you call a Asian walking a dog A vegetarian"

"What did the thirsty weatherman say to his intern? I need my thermos, stat!"

"Addicted to pills? Don't worry. They have a pill for that."

"somebody sell me a flock of sheep so i can give them cool superhero names like bahman, the green lambtern and wonder woolman"

"Social Security. Get it? You will when you're 65."

"I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. It was a waist of time."

"Fact that will blow your mind away. Did you know that Oprah Winfrey contains enough air that it can be used to inhabit life on Mars by creating an atmosphere."

"Hubs: You didn't do anything today did you? Me: I did the dishes. Hubs: There was only one. Me: Fine I did THE dish. Happy?"