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Joke of the Day
"Where does a Jewish farmer become a man? At his Barn Mitzvah"
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"Is Google male or female? Female, because it doesn't let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion."
"I wanna work for a company where if you pass the drug test you get fired."
"If you give me a hard time about being out of shape I will bury you in a shallow grave. A very, very, shallow grave"
"What kind of tie does a ghost wear to a formal party? A boo-tie."
"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"
"My wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt. I stuck it in her 3 times and punched her arm."
"A vagina is like a warm toilet seat on a cold day It's nice, but you can't help but wonder who was there before you."
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair. ..."
"I feel like grabbing a random kid by the shoulders and screaming ""I'm you from the future!"""