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Joke of the Day

"Hey baby, have you got a time machine? Cuz' I could go back in time to approach you with a better pickup line than this one"

"What does a 16 year old girl say in West Virginia? Get off me daddy, you're crushing my smokes"

"I went to an anti-religion camp once It was a blasphemy"

"Constipation Have you heard of the movie constipation? Probably not. It hasn't come out yet."

"What's the difference between babies and cats People want to see pictures of your cat."

"Some mistakes are too much fun to only make once."

"Statistics say there's a gay guy in every group of friends. I think it's Tim... he's got a great ass."

"Why are gangstas afraid of the rain? Cuz they roofless."

"My right eye wouldn't stop weeping all day until I said BE A MAN YOU FREAK and now it's just drinking beer to hide it's feelings"

"Did you hear about the Georgia accountant who absconded with all the accounts payable?"