98589
Joke of the Day
"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"
Next Joke
"99 Homes was originally a movie about Mexican gangsters"
"Why did the girl reject iron oxide? Because it was FeO"
"For parents of small children, weekends are about as relaxing as showering with cats."
"What do you call a turkey that blows chickens? A cock gobbler"
"Every time this gets RTed a member of Congress gets kicked in the groin."
"I just found out that the only thing you need to apply for a marriage license is your ID and an idiot."
"Where will a springer spaniel never shop? At a flea market!"
"What's the difference between Botox and Borax? Two letters."
"What did Obama say to Michelle when he proposed? I don't wanna be Obama self"