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Joke of the Day

"I used to date a girl with a lazy eye... It turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time"

"Can a match box? No, but glass can."

"Did you hear about the all-leper boxing world championship final I hear it was a real face off in the second round"

"I miss Steve Irwin But the stingray didnt."

"Where can you always find someone ready to fight? In the WishANiggaWoods"

"There'd be no reason to see a doctor if WebMD gave out prescriptions."

"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"

"What tastes good on pie, but not on pussy? Crust."

"My best toys run on batteries"

"I don't get what's so great about hand jobs. She's always ends up falling asleep by the time I get her whole hand in my mouth."