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Joke of the Day
"I miss Steve Irwin But the stingray didnt."
Next Joke
"2 fish are in a tank The one asks, ""how do you shoot this?"""
"Those 'escape the room' adventures are so hot right now I'm going to start my own. Puzzles? Clues? Who said anything about those?"
"What did the optometrist give Helium? A pair of noble glasses"
"Do stoners just call it a five? Do native American Indians just ask 'Are you?' after greeting someone? Do Canadians buy smaller batteries by accident, eh?"
"What do priests and McDonalds have in common? Both stick their meat into ten-year-old buns."
"[job interview] ""What's your greatest weakness?"" Alcohol ""Umm ok, how about strengths?"" *pouring him a shot* Sharing"
"What do radical feminists and Game of Thrones have in common? All men must die."
"TIL sperm donors are paid $50 per donation. It was devastating. Imagine all the money that has slipped through my fingers."
"I get so fustrated when people say ""supposably"" or ""irregardless"" I feel like I'm literally drownding"