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Joke of the Day

"There'd be no reason to see a doctor if WebMD gave out prescriptions."

"I'm trying to write a joke about unemployed people... It needs more work."

"A black man walks into the doctors with a fancy parrot in his shoulder The doctor says ""what a magnificent creature, where did you get that?"" The parrot replies ""Africa there's millions of them"""

"13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept"

"I dunno if a gun would be my murder weapon of choice but it's worth a shot."

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a bucket full of shit? The bucket."

"Ive just finished writing my first ever childrens novel. It's called 'We're poor because of you'."

"The only difference between you and Harry Potter is that his magic wand actually works OOOOHHH BURRRRN"

"whats another name for a cemetary? a chinese resturant"

"Found the cause of the Fort McMurray fires.. My mix tape just dropped"