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"Can a match box? No, but glass can."
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"Life starts with everyone cheering when you poop and goes drastically down hill from there."
"What do cows do for entertainment? They go to the mooooovies."
"Nobody loves your text conversation screenshot as much as you do."
"Two flies were dining on a turd.... One fly lifts up his leg and farts. The other fly says , "" Hey! I'm trying to eat over here!!!"""
"It must be 1929... Because my econ homework has me in a severe depression."
"I like my women like I like my coffee Ground up and in a bag."
"What's the plural of ""Referendum""? Riots."
"The directions on every jar of anti-aging cream should read: ""Apply liberally to face & neck 20 years ago."""
"I'm like Global Warming... No one takes me seriously."