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Joke of the Day
"How does Moby Dick celebrate his birthday? He has a whale of a party!"
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"Why can't bicycles stand on their own? They are two tired."
"To all the women who only date assholes, nice guys are better in bed. They always finish last."
"What does a sign on a out-of-business brothel say? Beat it, we're closed."
"What do you find in a rythmic bakery? A-bun-dance"
"I'll keep my women like Flo Jo... ....dead"
"Why is there cotton in pill bottles? To remind black people that they were cotton pickers before drug dealers."
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Becka ! Becka who ? Becka the bus is the best place to sit !"
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"[lights 2016 calendar on fire] There. Now you can't hurt anyone any longer. [wind blows calendar onto my coat; I'm engulfed in flames]"