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Joke of the Day
"Jesus saves! Because he shops at Walmart"
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"What's the hardest part about eating a vegetable? The respirator. (My dad told me this while he was cooking asparagus)"
"Thanks to yesterday's chili, I can definitively tell you that there are 242 tiles in this bathroom stall."
"I see ur bio says 'Medical Intern'. Can you take a look at this *sends DM of mother-in-laws face* n tell me if it's infected. It is right?"
"I've spent 43 years not being productive, skinny, rich & famous. Why start now?"
"What did one Redditor say to another? [removed]"
"Why was the archeologist depressed? because his career was in ruins"
"So a man asks a rabbi... ""Do you make a lot of money doing circumcisions?"" To which the Rabbi replies: ""Not really, but I get to keep the tips."""
"There are 3 types of people in this world. 1. People who are good in math. 2. People who aren't good in math."
"[sees girl reading Lord of the Rings] ""Ah I love that book. The way that guy is just [clenches fist] the Lord of all those freakin rings."""