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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a blowjob and a ham sandwich? wanna go to lunch?"

"What did the polygamist horse get on his wedding night? A double bridle"

"Apparently other than the russian ties, another interesting revelation was released about Trump. He loves trickle-down economics."

"My neighbor and I are really close. We call each other things like bro, man, dude, boss... We don't know each other's name."

"I broke up with my girlfriend while we were jogging. I guess we had a good run."

"I don't trust atoms. Because they make up everything"

"What vehicle does a baker drive? A Winnebagel"

"CW: I think you're two-faced Me: Why don't you say that to my face CW: I just did! Me: No. My other face."

"""Al-Qaeda: 'ISIS Goes Too Far'."" Ah the Middle East, where al-Qaeda is the voice of moderation."

"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."