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Joke of the Day
"What's worse than getting AIDs? Having to find out that your dog has AIDs too."
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"Greece just demanded royalties from all countries in the world for using democracy ""As for Russia, they don't have to pay us anything""- Greek Prime Minister Alexis Tsipras clarified earlier today."
"What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? I'll be back in a jiffy"
"*pretends floor is lava* *looks around* *slyly pushes homework onto the floor*"
"Have you heard? Have you heard of the Arkadian Genocide? Exactly."
"What did Mustafa's dad say after he founded Turkey? attaturk."
"Welcome to twitter, the support group for people who like people who don't like people."
"How do you stop a woman giving you head? Marry her."
"If a fat person has a fully functioning penis... If a fat person has a fully functioning penis, does that make them a sperm whale?"
"Whats red and crawling up your leg An abortion with home sickness."