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"What I've learned from Twitter: 1. Men are pervs 2. Women are pervs 3. Cats are pervs"
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"A red and blue ship collided in the Mediterranean today. The survivors are marooned."
"Makes eye contact with female. Medusa."
"I saw Mommy kissing Santa Claus. The FedEx guy, and the Walmart greeter. Mom's kind of a slut."
"What do you do if you find a trumpet growing in your scottish garden? You root it ooot!"
"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."
"What's black and doesn't work? A broken light bulb you racist bastard."
"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."
"How do you pick up a jewish girl With a broom and dustpan"
"How many technical writers does it take to change a light bulb? Just one provided there's a programmer around to explain how to do it."