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Joke of the Day

"Why do Democrats push for more gun control? Because they can't stop shooting themselves in the foot."

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"it takes a while say, ""you wore that shirt the day after yesterday"", and see how long it takes for them to get it"
"Did you know if a person farts too much their ass turns blue! It's from the methane, just look at Uranus!"
"I work for the world's largest nanotechnology company. We're not very good."
"If Apple made a car... Would it have windows?"
"Really stupid math joke What do mathematicians confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Dec 25 = Oct 31"
"The Sales Man A man carrying 6 babies in a train. A lady sitting next 2 him asked,""are these ur babies? ""No I'm a condom salesman & these are Customer Complaints.."
"If 5 slaves had an orgy in the 1800's. . . Would it be considered a three-way?"