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"Chemically speaking, alcohol is a solution."
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"When a squirrel runs on the road then turns around quickly is it because he thinks he left his little squirrel iron on?"
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"What does a Playboy Magazine and a Model T Ford have in common? These days they're both hard to come by."
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