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Joke of the Day

"Sweet Wife: Do you love me.... Sweet Wife: Do you love me just because my father left a lot of money for me? Naughty Husband: Not-at-all honey. I would love you no matter who left money for you."

"Yo mama's so fat when she goes to Taco Bell they run for the border !!"

"Yogi Berra has officially gone home. But he should have gone to 1st for the force out. Rip yogi Berra."

"How do you stop a black guy from jumping on a bed? Put velcro on the ceiling."

"Whats a ducks favourite type of sex? [OC] Pondage"

"I meant to type : You're dear to me. I actually typed : You're dead to me. Losing friends is easy."

"I put my Grandma on speed dial.. I call that Instagram"

"What do you call an Irishman who bounces off of walls? Rick O'Shea."

"Scientists thought we would never have enough air to survive on the moon... ...then they opened a bag of Lays chips."

"Cop failed me on the sobriety test even tho I not only touched my nose like he asked but went on & totally nailed the rest of the macarena."