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Joke of the Day

"No matter how stupid you feel, remember, Little Red Riding Hood couldn't figure out a talking wolf in drag wasn't her grandmother"

"What's a neckbeard's favorite spread? Marm'lady"

"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."

"Did you guys hear about that circus fire? It was in tents"

"My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head The last thing was the ceiling."

"How do you keep an idiot in suspense? I'll tell you tomorrow."

"Why'd the pervert cross the road? He couldn't pull out of the chicken"

"How do fish go into business ? The start on a small scale !"

"FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with ""iPhone 6 in Stock"" and watch the shenanigans ensue."

"Going through the dealership lot with the salesman, pointing at every car and asking, ""what kinda robot does that one turn into?"""