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Joke of the Day

"My mom has always assured me that when my dad died in the towers on 9/11, that the image of my face would have been the second last thing going through his head The last thing was the ceiling."

"Why aren't there any black people in the Air Force? They're still afraid of hangars."

"While people argue about the glass being half empty or half full...I'll just be drinking from the bottle !"

"How can you tell if a hippy came to your house? He's still there."

"Wanna hear a joke The UN"

"What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke? You can't top a good pizza joke."

"Q: Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon? A: It has great food, but no atmosphere."

"What sex position gives birth to the ugliest children? Ask your parents."

"This woman walked into a bar... and asked the barman for a double entendre. So he gave it to her."

"What do you call it when a black guy gets a hard on? The Dark Knight Rises"