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Joke of the Day

"FUN PRANK: Replace signs for Red Cross Blood Drive line with ""iPhone 6 in Stock"" and watch the shenanigans ensue."

"What did the set-up say to the punchline? You're nothing but a joke."

"What do you call a black person on the moon? An astrounaut you racist bastard!"

"Ex-girlfriend I used to date this girl with a lazy eye...it turns out she was seeing someone else the whole time."

"Where does a Muslim go for a quick bite? Allahu Snackbar!"

"I swear to God guys.. OP is not a faggot"

"Did you hear that the Pope might quit? I guess there's just not enough altar boys to go around in the Vatican"

"Election Day Drinking Game: Every time Donald Trump is elected President, we all drink and just never stop."

"I just borrowed $10,000 from my mom to place a bet at a casino here in Vegas. Tiger Woods better win the Super Bowl this year."

"Me: Treat yo self My Bank Account: DO NOT TREAT YO SELF"