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Joke of the Day
"Why Couldn't Bill Gates Get A Girl Friend? Because his penis was Microsoft."
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"your grandma has a pic of you in her house when you were in junior high and not at any other age"
"Whoever said the way to a man's heart is through his stomach... Was aiming a little high..."
"My king, the peasants are revolting! I know, they're disgusting."
"*only shaves legs in the spots exposed by my ripped jeans*"
"When the punchline is in the title. What's the worst kind of joke?"
"[First Date] Me: ""I'm sorry. It's just that I've been burned before."" *Stuffs handful of fries through visor in hazmat suit *Closes visor"
"How do you get a one armed blonde out of a tree? You wave hello!"
"I'm really glad the Revolution happened in the 1770s. If it happened this decade we'd all just sign a petition saying we hate the King"
"Met with a girl on tinder, Turns out her eyes were on her elbows instead of her face. She looked different than I thought she would."