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Joke of the Day
"My jokes are like straws They suck."
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"I've spent today analysing some statistics about how drunk people walk. They're just staggering."
"Facial hair problems I have trouble growing facial hair, so I decided to get married so that I finally know what it's like to have a beard."
"Throwing acid is wrong... ...in some people's eyes."
"if someone asks you about yourself say ""OK, sit down, this is going to be a really long story"" then just wander off"
"How big are pedophiles shoes? A footlong."
"I changed my name in my daughters phone to God...just texted her and said ""I saw that"" You should of seen her face. Priceless"
"Two words:"
"I haven't heard a good poop joke in a while... find them all to be a bit corny."
"When I die I hope someone puts ""In Memory Of Jenny Johnson"" in old English lettering across the back windshield of their Buick Riviera."