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Joke of the Day
"The sunrise is beautiful and all but i wouldn't get out of bed for it"
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"I'm not a racist. Racism is a crime and crime is for black people."
"So I saw my mother-in-law getting beaten up by six guys ""Aren't you going to do something?"" My wife asked. ""Nah, six should be enough."" (Les Dawson)"
"Reddit is really a green community, Considering all the recycled content that's on here."
"There are only 10 types of people in this world... Those who understand binary, and those who don't."
"The prize for coming in the top-3 of the children's race was an evil clown. Sadly I came 4th. I would have got away with It if it wasn't for those medalling kids."
"beluga whale backstroke and blowing water http://youtu.be/M6f1vovJTP4"
"i dropped a chicken mcnugget and I've been on the floor of mcdonalds sobbing the lyrics to how to save a life by the fray for 2 hours"
"Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? Neither has he."
"If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?"