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Joke of the Day
"If a redhead works in a bakery... ...does that make him a gingerbread man?"
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"I'm on a plane and I see my friend Jack. Instinctively I say, ""Hi Jack!"" Still don't understand why I was detained."
"Why did the investor invest in exercise equipment? Because it was worth the weight!"
"Did you hear about the kind and humble Jew that donated a lot of money to charity? Neither did I."
"Jokes for the blind."
"My wife just found out I replaced our bed with a trampoline; she hit the roof."
"sorry but if your dog is small enough to be carried away by a falcon then it shouldn't be called a dog"
"Why should you never go down on a girl the morning after sex? Have you ever tried to pull apart a grilled cheese sandwich?"
"Five reasons not to use an electric toilet Number two will shock you"
"My License to Kill was revoked due to abuse of power."