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Joke of the Day

"Just think, there is coming an entire generation of idiots who will wonder: ""Why did they have a hashtag button on landline phones?"""

"Why did the Raisin take a Prune to the Prom? Because he couldn't find a Date!"

"sorry, standing outside your house with a sign that says ""prom?"" was probably a confusing way to ask u what prom means"

"What's the best way to get a Punjab in India? Hire a cunning linguist."

"""Do you wanna build a snowman?"" ""Sir, this is a Build a Bear shop."" *Pulls out carrot ""Oh, you brought a carrot. Sure, whatever."""

"What's a Pirate's favorite letter? Ye would think it be Arrr(R) but its the Sea(C)!"

"What goes ""Vroom!..screech..Vroom!..screech""? A blonde at a flashing red light."

"It's okay to joke about Jesus... He died for our zings."

"""How can this idiot possibly be elected as president?"" Says a nation that hasn't gotten over the death of a gorilla in 6 months."

"All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly."