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Joke of the Day

"All I'm saying is that if M&M's poured out of a person after you stabbed them, I'd probably lose my moral compass very quickly."

"What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot, you racist!"

"One of my legs is longer than the other. I've spent years trying to get it rectified... But I just end up going around in circles."

"Where did the cow go? It mooved."

"What is Forest Gump's Email password? 1Forest1"

"Women are like Alarm Clocks. It's such a relief when they finally shut the hell up."

"My psychiatrist is mad at me, told him I could hear people but couldn't see them...he said when does this happen...I said over the phone"

"Why should I submit a joke today? Because today's April full!"

"So I accidentally called my teacher 'mommy' yesterday... Now she knows exactly what kind of porn I'm into."

"Birds do it. Bees do it. Even educated fleas do it. Let's do it. Let's fly into a window."